SPAZ'S GUIDE TO SUCCESS:Intro

This is the Spaz's Guide to success:INTRO
If You do not know the meaning of spaz here is the dictionary refrence
Spaz –noun Slang.
1.a grotesquely awkward person.
2.an eccentric person.
3.One who is clumsy or inept
If this applys to you in any bit at all keep reading if this doesnt but you want it to be than your crazy.95% of everyone in this world have at least 5% of spaziness in their blood. However some people have 85% of spazziness in there blood. And than there is a rare but not impossible species that are 100% Spazziness. The person who is writing this is one of the rare species. If you want to become a spaz. than I have a fine for my services to help you. One question. Why? if your answer is as stupid as "cuz" than GREAT your already takeing on the nature of a spaz.If not than we have a ways to go.

SPAZ'S HABITAT:
Spaz's are found @ the following places- School, For young spaz's in training(S.I.T)who drops books and food trays, @ work for the older spaz's who "cut the cheese" during important buisness meetings, and @ retirement homes for the elderly spaz's who choke on their teeth.

EATING HABITS:

Forget Comedy Central just watch a spaz eat. Spaz's tend to drip sauces on their hands but if you study closely you'll see them licking it off. Are napkins Kryptonite to spaz's we will probley never know. We stay away from drippy containts for we fall a lot and we dont need stains on our clothes while we do it.

DISCRIPTION:
Spaz's usually have a permanent bump, bruise,or scars, or all of the above like me. If you see someone run into something and regard it immediatly than they do that often than thats a spaz. I for one have a permanent bump on my head from a wal-mart pole, a permanent bruise on my foot from a trampolean accident, bruise from a Target shopping cart,and an un-known scar on my calf. Any others who have this are sure to be a spaz.

HOBBIES:

We spaz's enjoy having our anual spaz contests. get your pens and papers out here's your first lesson. If 2 spaz's meet in a place any place, and one spaz falls the next must immediatley out do the other. However we dont want to do it our nature makes us. We enjoy sitting silently in a room doing nothing, for this is the safest thing we can do.

PREDATORS:

This is one is a easy to answer. Stairs,Ice,Shoe laces,Paper,Gravel,Gym,Sports,STOP right there I'm going to explain. We have a tool to stay away from Sports. Its called a remote and T.V,you lower your chances in getting hit by a fly ball, and you can see everything immportant at a game or you can go to a game in a rubber bubble. Ok Continue,skates,anything with wheels actually,sharp objects,and my personal favorites air,flat surfaces,and basically our feet legs and hands.

PREY:

non-spaz's who happen to be around,other spaz's, anything breakable, and ours selves.

COMMON QUESTIONS ASKED

WHY ARE SPAZ'S ON THIS EARTH?:

We are here to please others we are entertainment

YOU KEEP IMPLYING THAT SPAZ'S ARE DIFFERENT, NOT HUMAN ARE THEY FROM A DIFFERENT PLANET?:

my answer to this question is you havent gottin enough drugs or you've taken too many.seriously what type a question is that?'are we from a different plant' (sarcastic) yes "smart one" we are from the plant spazieon. NO we are human born human we just do something that screws up our genes and are forever changed. No radieo activitey,no powers, nothing we are just..... spazy.

DO SPAZ'S ONLY FALL OR IS THERE MORE?:

wow another "smart" question. Listen if you read the meaning of spaz than you have your answer dont scroll up the answer is yes we throw things at our selves to. we are very inept.
sooo be patient and we will get to that.
WELL THATS IT...
stay tune for the next a addition to SPAZ'S GUIDE TO SUCCESS
SNEAK PEAK:
SPAZ'S GUIDE TO SUCCESS:LEDGENDS
camp fire stories including 7 spaz's instead of 7 dwarves,the true story of jack and the bean stock, 3 clutzy spaz's in stead of 3 little pigs,and more.
ALSO!!! true spaz moments, AND!!!! WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.